Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
oh my fucking god
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
i don’t need your lectures on maturity.
what i need is a safe and reliable way to clean bong water off this baby
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*