talk with me.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS
I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep
sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE